Kid Theories...

So, Ellie came home from school the other day with a story line...
The kind they have to put in order. The kind they make up...

It went something like this.

This is a chicken.
A chicken should NEVER lay a bomb.
It could blow up.

It was replete with pictures.
*sigh*
My offspring. Such a joy.

Theory number 2.
Over heard in the car.

Ellie: Cats don't like water.
B: Really? That is funny. They DRINK water.
Ellie: Oh, yeah. They drink water, but they HATE to be in it.
B: Hmmm. Why?
Ellie: ( very matter of fact...) Well, cats don't have a layer of blubber to keep them warm. That's why. They get too cold.

*sigh again*