In a large mud puddle: Look!!! Its the Milky Way!
Um, I hate to tell you this, but that's not a star, it's a planet.
I guess that was it for YOUR wish.
Ellie to Sam's Mom with a lightsaber: Feel the power of the Dark Side, Grandma.
Sam to me upon my apology: Gee hon, I'm sorry you yelled at me too. [Grrrr]
The kids at Stadium of fire: Did you see all the awsome confetti all over?!
[Forget the dazzaling display of fireworks, the concert by Brooks and Dunn, the sight of over 1000 young women carrying the biggest flag I have ever seen....confetti? Did I mention the tickets were 65 dollars a piece? CONFETTI?! GRRRR]
Chase our cousin to Amy: I would say you could kick my butt, however I doubt your leg goes that high. HA HA HA HA...wait, you do yoga...AHHHHHHH
At the dinner table: Ellie! You can't do down dog at the table, now stop that and eat!
Riley to our neighbor: Hey I could train that dog for you. [Never mind that this is our drunk cowboy neighbor who rides a lawn mower when he is too drunk to stay on his horse, annnd the fact that his last dog gave Riley stitches.]
And people wonder what is wrong with me.
Honestly it's little wonder. Just come hang out for a week.
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it's 5am, the baby is sleeping I'm not... I started doing yoga to calm down and sleep & thought of you! To Amy from Karen, of course the children enjoyed the confetti, it's the whole "box being better than the toy that came in it" syndrome; wishing on planets are reserved only for the biggest wishes- says so in the wishing handbook - tell your cousin Chase that you have so surpassed having to do the dirty work of kicking his butt yourself but you have an amazon of a friend in Oklahoma that would be happy to do the work for ya! keep your chin up and call me sometime! love ya !
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